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Top 150 Fantasy Premier League Team Names

Top 150 Fantasy Premier League Team Names

Will P
Will P
AUG 13, 2025

As the Premier League kicks off another thrilling season, Fantasy Premier League managers worldwide are scrambling to finalize their teams ahead of the all-important Friday deadline.

With the first gameweek looming, choosing the perfect team name is more than just a bit of fun—it's a statement of intent, a dash of humor, and often a clever pun that sets the tone for your campaign. Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a rookie drafter, a great name can psych out your league rivals and add some personality to your squad.

In this article, we've curated a list of potential Fantasy Football team names, drawing from current stars, timeless puns, pop culture references, and downright silly ideas. We've categorized them to make it easier to find one that fits your style. Remember, the deadline is fast approaching—get your team locked in and named before the action begins!

Player Puns

  1. Stranger Mings
  2. Come Digne With Me
  3. Blink-1 Eto'o
  4. All the Smallings
  5. Krul Summer
  6. Game of Stones
  7. Okoli Dokily
  8. Alisson Wonderland
  9. The Konate Kid
  10. Lallana Del Rey
  11. Sonny and Schar
  12. Saliba Loca
  13. Reguilon Gone
  14. Earth Wind Maguire
  15. My Cucurella
  16. Areola Grande
  17. Eze Lover
  18. Eze Come Eze Go
  19. Kane You See
  20. Salah Later

Club Wordplay

  1. Thomas the Frank
  2. Charli xGx
  3. Calafiori Dream
  4. An Postecoglu
  5. IncogNeto
  6. Finding Timo
  7. Bowen Bubbles
  8. 50 Shades O'Shea
  9. Who Ate Depays?
  10. Expected Toulouse
  11. Sporting Abeer
  12. Bellerin or Out
  13. Pain in Dias
  14. Paqueta Crisps
  15. Show Me Da Mane
  16. Neuer Gonna Give
  17. Sarri Not Sarri
  18. Old Havertz Die
  19. McGinn and Tonic
  20. Football Not Saka

Short & Funny

  1. My Hits Don’t Lie
  2. Doumbia My Lord
  3. Mbemba Womble
  4. Purple Reina
  5. No Kane No Gain
  6. One Size Fitz Hall
  7. YOLO Toure
  8. Malouda Signal
  9. Ctrl Alt De Laet
  10. Holgate For Gums
  11. You’re Puncheon!
  12. Victor Moses Lawn
  13. Abra Dubravka
  14. Ake Breaky Heart
  15. Anelka Skelter
  16. Ange Management
  17. Ayew Kidding Me
  18. Bad to the Bowen
  19. Backstreet Moyes
  20. Baines on Toast

More Short Puns

  1. Baked Baines
  2. Bangers & Rashford
  3. Beef Cherki
  4. Bilbao Baggins
  5. Billing Me Softly
  6. Botman Begins
  7. Born in a Barnes
  8. Bowen 747
  9. Kane’t Stop
  10. Ndidi Silence
  11. Mount’s Might
  12. Ward-Prowse Wiz
  13. Mitoma Moments
  14. Cancelo Cruise
  15. Watkins Wisdom
  16. Salahsation
  17. Haaland Band
  18. Stones Cold
  19. Gvardi-Goal
  20. Fati Up

Fresh 2025/26 Picks

  1. Rice Rice Baby
  2. Bruno’s Blues
  3. Son of a Gun
  4. Sterling Effort
  5. Maddison High
  6. Timo Time
  7. Rodri’s Rules
  8. Jota Motor
  9. Dias Abides
  10. Henderson Force
  11. Maguire Might
  12. Haaland Tong
  13. Grealish Glee
  14. Barnes Sent
  15. Foden On
  16. KDB All Day
  17. Rashford Roar
  18. Coady Crew
  19. Rice Legacy
  20. Mount Magic

Final 50 Quickfire

  1. Haal or Nothing
  2. Bruno Mars Bars
  3. Harry Up Kane
  4. Son Burn
  5. Rock Bottom Stones
  6. Fati & Furious
  7. Phil Me In
  8. KDBee Sting
  9. Slabhead United
  10. Salad Days (Salah)
  11. Jack the Clipper
  12. Mad 4 Maddison
  13. Slice of Rice
  14. Whatkins Up Doc
  15. Cancelo Culture
  16. Ward of the Rings
  17. Dias Another Day
  18. Hotter Than Jota
  19. Coady Breaker
  20. Rodri or Not
  21. Mountain High (Mount)
  22. Hurricane Season
  23. Bruno Bruise
  24. Son-d of Silence
  25. Stone Cold XI
  26. Haal Yeah
  27. Mo Money Mo Salah
  28. Rash Decisions
  29. Kev on Earth (KDB)
  30. Maguire & Cheese
  31. Madd Skillz
  32. Green Grealish
  33. Fati Chance
  34. Uncle Ben’s Rice
  35. Wot No Watkins?
  36. The Ward Games
  37. Can’t Say No (Cancelo)
  38. Dias Hard
  39. Jota Be Kidding
  40. Rodri Ranger
  41. Coady Fingers
  42. Bruno Business
  43. Sugar Kane
  44. Sonny Delight
  45. Stonemen Rollin’
  46. Salah-vation Army
  47. Haaland Back Girl
  48. Maguire-ing Squad
  49. Foden Your Boots
  50. Rice & Easy

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